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Old Aug 11, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25   #4721
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*Gives Opeth nachos with cheese, and coaxes customers into Ifrit Burger with promises of a free Phoenix Down with every meal.*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 02:31 AM // 02:31   #4722
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*sips beer*
*strenghts Flaming Shield*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #4723
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*eats Nachos and Salsa*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #4724
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I'm not going to quote, but i believe my arms were ripped off last page somewhere, so...

*Attaches a chainsaw to my left arm stub, and gets a robot hand for the right arm stub*
*Starts chainsaw merely for the sound of it, and beats the crap out of Love Dove with the robot arm*
*Sibs beer and shoots rats*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #4725
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*sips beer*
*watchs Paul destroy Love Dove*
*sits next to paul*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #4726
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*sips beer and watches the death kills*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #4727
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*Catches Robot Arm after the 8th hit with one arm, grabs teh chainsaw and cuts off a slab of beef off of Pwnd for Ifrit Burger, turns Paul's head into a ticking bomb and throws into Eve. Kanchos Pwnd so fiercely that his stomach explodes. Dashes behind Pwnd, uses Rasengan and stabs him in the neck. Eve survives, but then I bite off his/her head like a starving hobo.*
*Commits Seppuku until reborn tomorrow*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #4728
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*chills*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #4729
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*goes wtf*
*regrows head*
*says to self to kill the next person to throw some guy's body at me*
*sips beer*
*hands Opeth a concoction to make him near-invincible*
*sips keg of beer*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #4730
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I AM INVINCIBLE!

*lifts Eve up and flies to the moon*
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Old Aug 11, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #4731
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*sips beet*
*looks around*
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #4732
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*Shoots 6,462,245 more rats*
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #4733
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Bartender recovers and cuts pwnd off because he's so drunk that he's trying to sip on a beet
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #4734
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*sips beer*
*looks around*
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #4735
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*Gets unbelievably pissed off at Taco Bueno commercials and bombs every Tace Bueno ever built*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #4736
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*laughs at paul*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #4737
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*laughs*
*smokes crack*
*drinks whiskey*
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 06:35 PM // 18:35   #4738
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Gives Eve thumbs up on new avatar
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Old Aug 12, 2006, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #4739
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*keeps fiery shield up, making me invincible*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 13, 2006, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #4740
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OMG PAUL!!!! welcome back, see what I miss when I take a 2 week vacation.

BTW, I just stole a truck loaded with Labbatt's and Canadian Club, can ya help me unload it then help me drink it?
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